There’s arguably no cooler way to elevate your smoking game than by mastering the art of the cross joint. Made iconic in stoner culture thanks to Seth Rogen’s Pineapple Express, the cross joint is a unique creation that combines two joints into one impressive, smoke-belching masterpiece. If you’re up for the challenge, this guide will walk you through every step, from materials to lighting it up like a pro.

What You’ll Need to Get Started

Before embarking on your cross-joint adventure, you’ll need some essentials. Here’s your checklist:

• Good Quality Weed: Start by picking up your favorite strain from your local dispensary. Opt for something sticky but not too moist—this helps the joint hold its form.
• A Grinder: Grinding evenly ensures a smoother, longer-lasting burn. A quality grinder is your best friend here.
• Rolling Papers: Get one large (for the main joint) and a smaller one (for the perpendicular joint).
• A Needle or Toothpick: To poke holes for assembly, ensuring all pieces fit snugly.
• Scissors (optional): For clean cuts if needed.
• Filters or Crutch Tips (optional): For added structure and smoother airflow.

Now that you’re equipped with the basics, it’s time to get those hands rolling!

Step 1: Grind Your Weed

A consistent grind is the first step to success. Place your bud in a grinder and grind it into a medium-fine consistency. Avoid grinding it too finely, as this could clog the joint and prevent airflow.

Once ground, set the weed aside, ready for assembly.

Step 2: Roll the Main (Large) Joint

This is the foundation of your cross joint. Follow these steps for the large joint:

1. Take your large rolling paper and add a filter (optional) at one end for stability and easy handling.
2. Spread a thin, even layer of ground weed across the paper. Don’t pack it too tight, as it may restrict airflow.
3. Roll the paper into a tight cylinder, licking the glue strip to seal it. Give the joint a firm final roll to ensure it’s sturdy.
4. Twist the open end to keep the weed in place. Congratulations, you’ve made your first joint!

Step 3: Roll the Smaller Perpendicular Joint

Next, roll a smaller joint to create the “cross” component.

1. Take a smaller rolling paper and repeat the steps above.
2. Aim for a skinnier, tighter joint than the main one—this joint will run perpendicular, so you want it to fit well without overwhelming the structure.

Once rolled, twist the ends shut and set it aside.

Step 4: Prep the Main Joint for Assembly

Here comes the tricky part—assembling the cross joint.

1. Grab your large joint. Using a needle or toothpick, gently pierce a hole through the midsection of the joint, slightly below center. Push the tool through until it creates a small passage.
2. Wiggle the hole very gently to expand it just enough for the smaller joint to pass through. Be careful! You don’t want to tear the paper.

Step 5: Assemble the Cross

This is where the magic happens:

1. Carefully slide the smaller joint through the hole you created in the larger joint. Center it so there’s an even amount of the smaller joint sticking out on both sides.
2. To secure the connection and prevent air leakage, use smaller pieces of rolling paper (or glue strips) around the connection points. Wrap them gently around the base of the smaller joint where it meets the larger one. Make sure it’s airtight.

Now, step back and admire your perfectly crafted cross joint. You’re already halfway there!

Step 6: Light It Like a Pro

Lighting a cross joint can be a little tricky, so here’s the best technique:

1. Light all three ends (yes, three—both tips of the smaller joint and the tip of the larger joint) simultaneously. It’s helpful to have a friend assist or hold an extra lighter.
2. Take slow, even drags to get all ends burning evenly. You’ll know you’ve done it right when the whole cross joint is lit and smoking smoothly.

And just like that, you’re ready to enjoy your creation! Be prepared for both admiration and laughter from your smoking circle.

Tips for the Perfect Cross Joint

• Test the Airflow: Before sealing the cross joint completely, test the airflow by taking a light draw. If it feels restricted, adjust the connections or poke the holes again.
• Keep It Symmetrical: A balanced joint burns more evenly and makes smoking it easier. Pay attention to symmetry during assembly.
• Choose Even-Burning Weed: Avoid overly wet strains, as they can create issues with airflow and burn speed.

Why Visit Your Local Dispensary First?

While preparing your cross joint is fun, it all starts with the right materials. Supporting your local dispensary isn’t just about access to top-quality weed—it’s about building community and supporting responsible cannabis use. Plus, dispensaries often stock grinders, rolling papers, and everything else you’ll need for the perfect cross joint.

Not sure which strain to buy? Visit your dispensary and speak to the staff. They can recommend a strain with just the right flavor profile and potency.

Final Thoughts

Mastering the cross joint is as much about technique as it is about patience. Whether you’re impressing friends at a party or just indulging in an advanced stoner challenge, crafting this intricate joint is as rewarding as smoking it.

Now that you know how to roll the best cross joint, the only thing left to do is grab your materials and get rolling. Don’t forget to visit your local dispensary for the best supp